I'll tell you what a perfect left-handed-compliment-almost-leaning-towards-the-compliment is! It is when someone says, "THAT lipstick post you wrote on your blog was lame. Most people reading your blog are undoubtedly men and may even be single. They won't dig that syrupy stuff unless it came with a pinup of a sexy woman wearing nothing but a pout... you even alluded to something nude"

That's right. I said Nude "lipstick"!

And guess what in that sentence really caught my attention? :)