Roadside shopping!
In the last eight years, I have successfully
transitioned from crying at the sight of roadkill to
casually commenting on it. Now when I see a dead deer
or raccoon, I am thinking "Fresh Kill" or "Flat Meat"
like I am about to pull over and decide which one to
have for dinner! It still makes me queasy and I go
quiet for a few minutes, but I think I am less
sensitive to it now.
In some U.S. states it is legal and even encouraged to eat roadkill. Makes sense! Take just the fact that 1.5 million deer meet their end on the road every year in the US. It made me wonder if the homeless shelters could somehow take advantage of this ... perhaps with the help of the State Trooper Association or the Dept. of Transportation?
There are tons of recipe books and websites dedicated to roadkill --- deer, raccoon, skunk, moose, bear, wolf, dog, cat, rat, elk, armadillo, small and large birds, rabbit, turtle, kangaroo, opossums, some snakes and reptiles, and hold your breath... porcupine!
It was as though the entire zoo was let out on the road to be tattooed with tire threads! You could just look out your car window for some nature time (even if it is more morbid than seeing live ones behind bars) It explains why Roadkill Bingo is a popular game. It is a game played in the car during long distance travel. A piece of paper has a grid with 24 animals on it. Every time a player spots a dead animal the square with its picture is marked off. The first player to spot a sequence of five dead animals which are in the same row or column wins the game!
Roadkill undoubtedly is a worldwide phenomenon. But, I wonder if roadkill is eaten in all countries... probably not in India. I wonder what Indians and the non-roadkill-eating countries do with all the kill. Having read Yann Martel's Beatrice and Virgil recently, it seems logical to surmise that roadkill art is popular with taxidermists (I saw a few websites with beautiful roadkill art). Taxidermists could probably make a living by choosing to do just roadkill! I wonder what else can be done creatively... toys of course!

There are lots of roadkill toys. Some look disgusting, or creatively mean-spirited, but there are a few that are actually not too bad. There is even a roadkilltoys.com (!)
About five years ago, Kraft Foods was forced to kill one of their gummy products. Their Trolli Road Kill Gummies were gummy-animals shaped like roadkill complete with tire threads. People thought it sent out a very bad message to kids. I wonder what that bad message was! Especially give that New Jersey, which strongly lobbied against this gummy actually lets you eat roadkill if you have a permit. Why then do they think it offensive to eat fake roadkill?
It is the equivalent of letting you each a real human brain and banning the human brain shaped jello!
That also makes me wonder if there is protest against all other kinds of gross candy. I see several in candy stores. There are jello molds shaped like human body parts - heart, brain and intestines, candies shaped like eyeballs, sour gummies shaped like toilet plungers, bugs and worms, pigs pooping out candy. Is anyone protesting against them? (Not that I mind either way.)
One of my favor go-to comic books is Stone Soup's Road Kill for the Closet. FYI: It has nothing to do with roadkill. The comic is about a single mom bringing up her two kids. Living with her are also her mom and her recently-divorced sister who is in love with her neighbour! As simple as that. It is the most endearing comic I have read. Funny, heartening and absolutely lovable. Since the title has Road Kill on it, I thought now might be a perfect time to promote it. :)
I wonder if I might find this in my library: Flattened Fauna: A Field Guide to Common Animals of Roads, Streets, and Highways
In some U.S. states it is legal and even encouraged to eat roadkill. Makes sense! Take just the fact that 1.5 million deer meet their end on the road every year in the US. It made me wonder if the homeless shelters could somehow take advantage of this ... perhaps with the help of the State Trooper Association or the Dept. of Transportation?
There are tons of recipe books and websites dedicated to roadkill --- deer, raccoon, skunk, moose, bear, wolf, dog, cat, rat, elk, armadillo, small and large birds, rabbit, turtle, kangaroo, opossums, some snakes and reptiles, and hold your breath... porcupine!
It was as though the entire zoo was let out on the road to be tattooed with tire threads! You could just look out your car window for some nature time (even if it is more morbid than seeing live ones behind bars) It explains why Roadkill Bingo is a popular game. It is a game played in the car during long distance travel. A piece of paper has a grid with 24 animals on it. Every time a player spots a dead animal the square with its picture is marked off. The first player to spot a sequence of five dead animals which are in the same row or column wins the game!
Roadkill undoubtedly is a worldwide phenomenon. But, I wonder if roadkill is eaten in all countries... probably not in India. I wonder what Indians and the non-roadkill-eating countries do with all the kill. Having read Yann Martel's Beatrice and Virgil recently, it seems logical to surmise that roadkill art is popular with taxidermists (I saw a few websites with beautiful roadkill art). Taxidermists could probably make a living by choosing to do just roadkill! I wonder what else can be done creatively... toys of course!

There are lots of roadkill toys. Some look disgusting, or creatively mean-spirited, but there are a few that are actually not too bad. There is even a roadkilltoys.com (!)
About five years ago, Kraft Foods was forced to kill one of their gummy products. Their Trolli Road Kill Gummies were gummy-animals shaped like roadkill complete with tire threads. People thought it sent out a very bad message to kids. I wonder what that bad message was! Especially give that New Jersey, which strongly lobbied against this gummy actually lets you eat roadkill if you have a permit. Why then do they think it offensive to eat fake roadkill?
It is the equivalent of letting you each a real human brain and banning the human brain shaped jello!
That also makes me wonder if there is protest against all other kinds of gross candy. I see several in candy stores. There are jello molds shaped like human body parts - heart, brain and intestines, candies shaped like eyeballs, sour gummies shaped like toilet plungers, bugs and worms, pigs pooping out candy. Is anyone protesting against them? (Not that I mind either way.)
One of my favor go-to comic books is Stone Soup's Road Kill for the Closet. FYI: It has nothing to do with roadkill. The comic is about a single mom bringing up her two kids. Living with her are also her mom and her recently-divorced sister who is in love with her neighbour! As simple as that. It is the most endearing comic I have read. Funny, heartening and absolutely lovable. Since the title has Road Kill on it, I thought now might be a perfect time to promote it. :)
I wonder if I might find this in my library: Flattened Fauna: A Field Guide to Common Animals of Roads, Streets, and Highways



